![]() 06/22/2017 at 23:31 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Timmy don’t need no belt.
![]() 06/22/2017 at 23:35 |
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We got the wooden spoon...
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My mother had a wooden cutting board with a handle on it...
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r/youdontsurf
![]() 06/22/2017 at 23:59 |
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ooo coverage
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Slotted spatula here. Though it flexed more than people think it did. Definitely could’ve been worse.
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My grandfather had a big paddle with holes drilled in it. We also had an uncle that liked to make kids go out to a bush at the far end of his yard to get their own switch. My brother decided to be a smart-ass once and got a really short one. My uncle took off his belt and used it to whip my brother every step of the walk to the bush, made him get a new switch, and then hit him with the switch until they got back to the porch.
![]() 06/23/2017 at 00:29 |
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Wooden spoon trumps the cutting board, less surface area, more sting. Funny story, my mom busted her favorite wooden spoon on my ass when I was a wee lad. That just pissed her off even more. It’s a toss up though between belt and wooden spoon. Both effective and both hurt.
![]() 06/23/2017 at 04:18 |
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My dad used to use Hush Puppy suede/leather slippers or leather belt, sometimes he’d be in such a hurry he’d end up using the bucket on me.
I don’t know if he’s still alive and frankly:-
Yep, that’s right.
![]() 06/23/2017 at 04:20 |
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I read this as Mom holding out for four when Dad had only threatened two, but be that as it may, why is Dad still wearing a belt here? Does he have a separate belt of the same color just for whuppin’? Fancy!
![]() 06/23/2017 at 08:30 |
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The belt isn’t for the kid.
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